Comedy

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Ah... methinks I could...

Ah... methinks I could sleep forever

Basking in a supine position
with eyes wide shut
while the space heater churns out
...

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Chaos Even the Odds

five poems

When Sam was a young lad, about six years old, he had a wild dream one day. The dream haunted him for...

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Kings of Corruption

​​​Like a well written script into action the plan is kicked
The best form of cover up is shut em...

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Snow

Snow, and more snow
falling thickly, silently falling
covering the cityscape
Making...

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Snow

Snow, and more snow
falling thickly, silently falling
covering the cityscape
Making...

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IF I COULD

JAPAN and UK

IF I COULD

Your messages and love has a lot of power...

It reaches far and wide...

Not everyone here...

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Who Stole Christmas?

A Grinch Treat

Who Stole Christmas?


Anyone who’s anyone
in Whoville, will tell you
​​​​Who indeed doesn’t live in...

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Paterson, New Jersey...

Paterson, New Jersey December 1, 1957

Amidst the Homo sapien species
one anonymous baby birthed:
I recount one little known piece...

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WINTER FLOWERS

WINTER FLOWERS

If I could pretend to be a Bendable Toy...

I wouldn't have to worry about how far someone would go...

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Many British thermal units*...

Many British thermal units* later

Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer,
(a married heterosexual doofus, –
whose alter egos...

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We (the missus and I) kvell...

We (the missus and I) kvell for Katz TOASTER PASTRIES!

I prefer to craft a poem
for no rhyme nor reason
expressing heartfelt pleasure
to our...

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Happiness is a new wireless...

Happiness is a new wireless mouse

I bought from Staples earlier today
November 18th, 2024
cuz the the older one malfunctioned...

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CRUISE DREAMING

CRUISE DREAMING

A NEW SPECIAL
​​​​​​
Fours of Cruise Daily Living...

Why isn't it called the Great...

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YEARS TO COUNT TWENTY

YEARS TO COUNT TWENTY

Don't we just love Reports?

Do we not question the timing?

Eighty Seven Thousand new IRS...

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Poetic letter Putin the...

Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action...

when president elect Donald John Trump
sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge.
"I do...

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Hooray for Captain...

Hooray for Captain Spaulding...

though he played only a cameo role
helping me secure corrective eyewear I sport

mucho...

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The fine art of making excuses

The fine art of making excuses

which achievement, deportment,
endorsement, and indictment
(more serious than rigging an...