Comedy

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I kid you not dear reader...

I kid you not dear reader...

and a lesson about pi (π) to boot
whether or not you give a hoot
and thee never foresaw...

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My doppelganger ranks as...

My doppelganger ranks as the criminally insane prodigal son

"Criminally insane" is an informal term for someone found not guilty of a crime due to a mental disease or...

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You

" So Floured "

You

She said, she was bread,
And I asked, where you loafed,
She said, Whatttt !
And I...

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Yours truly dwells within...

Yours truly dwells within an alien-nation,

where the grateful dead undergo cremation
corpse paid for courtesy the government,
but...

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Our refrigerator ought to...

Our refrigerator ought to be declared a Superfund site...

whereat the subsequent lines
lack any relation to the title
but like most every poetic...

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Mine mean Lothario days...

Mine mean Lothario days left me in a confused daze...

as if being a crash test dummy survivor
after a led zeppelin collided with yours truly,
a foo...

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HELLO TEAM

HELLO TEAM

Close your eyes...

Breathe...

Now open...

Surprise!

If you're saying......

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Brisk temperatures at dawn...

Brisk temperatures at dawn and dusk herald incipient early Autumn...

here within southeastern
Montgomery County, Pennsylvania,
encompassing quite a geographic...

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The Perfect Wife

The Perfect Wife

Do what needs to be done
to clear your guilty conscience
It will leave the aura around you...

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Objections overruled about...

Objections overruled about using the word (shh...) it? No way!

The word "it" is a pronoun,
a word used in place of a noun
to refer to a person, place,...

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Whiting a poem without the...

Whiting a poem without the lette r

The lette r on the Macbook Po laptop compute
doth not function, thus I connected
an extenal...

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So much positivity today...

So much positivity today September fourth

analogous to seventh heaven lee delight
this two thousand and twenty five
listed in reverse...

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I Went

" To see my Doctor "

I Went

I went to see my doctor,
I had discovered,
The most terrying diagnosis,
I took a deep...

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LADIES, CAUGHT ANOTHER ONE

LADIES, CAUGHT ANOTHER ONE

The process of elimination isn't for nothing...

​​​​​​I told you I was on a Mission...

You...

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Scratching the Surface of a...

Scratching the Surface of a Women's Smile

I'm a Poet-ess who
likes to be controversial
and I also like to scratch the minds of others...

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With gall gainful...

With gall gainful employment quest half heartedly sought...

despite me chronological age being one naught naught
as an impractical joker
to da liver me...

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GOODY TWO SHOES

GOODY TWO SHOES

What did you learn today?

Where did you go?

Is everything alright?

Turn your Stereo...