Comedy

Poem -

Turning the maxim...

Turning the maxim familiarity breeds contempt on it's head...

not just in time for Valentine's Day
but the remaining days of our lives
as the world turns...

Poem -

Diagnosed with NON...

Diagnosed with NON contagious, yet incurable case of logorrhea...,

yielded following resultant fiction,
which arbitrarily selected thread
first popped into my...

Poem -

Once again, yours truly...

Once again, yours truly takes poetic license.

Whenever the missus irks me or complains...
I tell her don't "Hock me in chinik" nor kvetch
...

Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Poem -

NEW SHOPPING TREND

INSPIRED

NEW SHOPPING TREND

A Woman gave everyone a great idea...

Ladies...

Try AT YOUR OWN RISK...

According...

Poem -

Ah... the glory of a...

Ah... the glory of a restful sleep

Nothing beats the refreshing
blissful peaceful easy feeling
resulting from shut-eye after...

Poem -

Believe

Believe

If you can't believe in yourself
That should not be a problem
Believe in someone else...

Poem -

A (starry eyed) burst of...

A (starry eyed) burst of creativity...

at approximately
a painfully early o'clock in the morning
give or take an o'clock
...

Poem -

Crime busting Houston...

Crime busting Houston police smoke out disjointed fur rats house...

formerly an abandoned Amazon warehouse went to pot
with mold and magic mushrooms growing in every...

Poem -

Lost dexterity since...

Lost dexterity since fingers tap away at qwerty keyboard...

since being a student in grade, junior and high school
analogous to geometry proof how lack of use...

Poem -

Het beestje

Het beestje

Greep het beestje bij de staart
Van een kannibale rijke arts
Die een beetje gek was

...

Poem -

&&&&

time in sale
of sailing boates
and worship

kneeling on mountains looking out
...

Poem -

Lemme regale you with...

Lemme regale you with splendid and fabulous exuberance

Despite being an amateur
paperback writer wannabe,
whose storied protagonist
stars...

Poem -

cant spell

i am tired
i tried to live a gentle life
just looking out at the horizen hoping one day i...

Poem -

Poet who exhibits panache -...

Poet who exhibits panache - meant...

to tickle your fancy dear reader rabbit,
perchance European G-man double agent
regarding the...

Poem -

no water money karma

leaving going somewhere
nowhere
when.... why...... where is left

uneasy to moods...

Poem -

a cough

distractions to all its beauty
she Lit a joint in one hand
and a glass of his blood in...

Poem -

it was i

dying

how lost
in the last

to the rhymes no need
nor need to this rhythm...