Social media workout

What shall I say, 
to impress,

what platform on,

should I show off my new dress.

which one would get,

all the most views, 

tell folk my life,

like it's breaking f****** news. 

what'sapp no, 

only contacts would see,

the half naked photo,

that was taken of me.

messenger no,

friends would only look,

I want the world to see it,

like a best selling book.

Facebook it is, 

that's the one that I'm choosing,

to show all the weirdos,

who are out there cruising.

cruising like a Predator,

a lion from the zoo,

really come on, 

who are you!