(Inspired by the Smokey and the Bandit movies.)
I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give...
Don't believe that Casper is a friendly ghost because it's not true. He murdered my entire family...
Certain people like the new Doctor Who TV show but I think it's foul. If I had a choice between...
An Orb Weaving Spider, elected to make her claim in my homely garden, so I've given her a name....
Nothing starts big, it grows It doesn't matter where or when, what matters is what follows ...
The tight-fitting dress is always enough to impress, Showing all my curves, but the emotions they...
When Coleco made the Atari 2600 Donkey Kong Junior, what were they thinking? When they made this...
Once upon atime, there lived a girl named Malika. She came from a far away land, on a star named...
Love is the strongest feeling you feel. It can leave you helpless as a baby seal. But it...
Inter-netted Squirrel-headed Breaking news Headline Short Circuit Bread...
This poem I find the hardest to craft, how to express the endless love, for the man who taught me how to...
I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write. Many people don't understand my situation and...
Pain shoots like a firey dagger. It causes me to sway and swagger. Why must surgery hurt so...
Follow the potholed road debt to add to the load huge welfare queues my home I may...
I am so lightly tethered to this world this reality to people...
Don’t follow the hollow in the wallowing shadows Which allow us to stray away from the hallows...
I learned the hard way that real bears aren't like Winnie the Pooh. I decided to pet one and I soon...
