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Coy and Vance Are History

Coy and Vance Are History

Like millions of other people, he never gave them a chance.
A rich scientist built a time machine just so he could get rid of Coy and Vance.
If you're wondering if this man loved Coy and Vance, the answer is No.
He went back in time to stop Coy and Vance from being on the show.
He gave Tom Wopat and John Schneider the twenty-five million they wanted so they wouldn't temporarily quit.
Coy and Vance were erased from existence and the ratings didn't tank and the show never stopped being a hit.
This man was able to invent a time machine because he is very clever.
The world is a better place because he got rid of Coy and Vance forever.

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