Fiction

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My Dog's Revenge

My Dog's Revenge

I had my dog neutered and he became unhinged.
He can no longer have sex and he wanted revenge....

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Coy and Vance Are History

Coy and Vance Are History

Like millions of other people, he never gave them a chance.
A rich scientist built a time machine...

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The grinch but gray

I do love christmas, but heres a darker side

24/12/2024
The grinch but gray!....

Take these damn presents,
throw them away,...

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It Wasn't A Wonderful...

This is a poem about George Bailey getting revenge.

Some people were upset and they said it was unfair.
George Bailey killed old man Potter and he went...

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The Pooch That Perished

The Pooch That Perished

She fed chocolate to a dog and he died.
The sorry witch faked it when she cried.
She said...

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A Dog's Broken Heart

A Dog's Broken Heart

When it came to that dog's heart, his owner's death sure did break it.
He lost his master and his...

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Solitude

Solitude

She stands alone, curtains drawn
her door is locked
not even the birds come to flock
...

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The Christmas Thief

The Christmas Thief

It's sad and tragic to know how many children's hearts that I break.
I break into people's houses...

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My Soul Has Been Haunted

This is a fictional poem about a tragedy that occurred on...

My Soul Has Been Haunted

A tragedy occurred last Christmas that makes me feel shame.
My only son died on Christmas Day and I'...