Poem -

It Wasn't A Wonderful Life

This is a poem about George Bailey getting revenge.

Some people were upset and they said it was unfair.
George Bailey killed old man Potter and he went to the electric chair.
George discovered that the eight thousand was stolen by Potter.
George became enraged and he was angry enough to slaughter.
George went to Potter's house with his gun and he shot him through the heart.
As they strapped George to the electric chair, he knew his decision wasn't smart.
George refused to have his head shaven and his hair burst into flames.
Poor George truly became a hot head and he only had himself to blame. 
George became a psychopath even though he used to be nice.
He decided it was best to kill Potter and sadly, he paid the price.
 

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