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Staying shoes

Change

I almost walked away.
That's what I tend to do.
Burning bridges takes me time,
But it'...

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Staying shoes

Change

I almost walked away.
That's what I tend to do.
Burning bridges takes me time,
But it'...

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Luviz

Love one... and others!

Your x marks the spot at the end of a love letter you were sending

...

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Herbicide

Herbicide

They know - That I’m not.
I say “No!” – They don’t stop.
They take, take, take, take
...

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Semi Automatic

Semi Automatic

Are you semi automatic nation
Present upon a static stage
Filled with my hopeless era...

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Diagnosed with NON...

Diagnosed with NON contagious, yet incurable case of logorrhea...,

yielded following resultant fiction,
which arbitrarily selected thread
first popped into my...

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How It Feels

How It Feels

I know how it feels to give love and receive lust
that is the type of shit that leaves you crushed...

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Crossword Puzzle

Crossword Puzzle

When i was told
Neurotics build castles in the sky
psychotics live in them
and...

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It Wasn't A Wonderful...

This is a poem about George Bailey getting revenge.

Some people were upset and they said it was unfair.
George Bailey killed old man Potter and he went...

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A cats reflection

What I think cats think

A cats reflection

Cats don't know how pretty they are.
They're too busy being just as they are.
They may have...

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Me and my shadow

Me and my shadow

On my way back home
To a house of empty rooms

Pass by people I don't know

My...

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Mine slovenly unkempt...

hence I no longer wanted
to draw attention to myself
unnecessarily donning the guise
...

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Dump Adolf Trump - The...

Dump Adolf Trump - The demagogue Hitler reincarnate!

Countdown to Armageddon
precariously, lugubriously, hellaciously,
and deleteriously hinges...

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Revised Amanda Gorman

The Hill We climb

Revised Amanda Gorman

In the shadow of a hill we were meant to climb,
Amanda spoke of light, of unity,
a vision of...

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I'm not perfect

I'm not perfect

I fall.
I rise.
I make mistakes.
I live.
I learn.
I've been hurt but I'm...

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Sometimes

Life is so difficult

Sometimes

Sometimes
I stay silent
because
no words can
explain what's
going on in...

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The Real Glass Slipper

The Real Glass Slipper

Keep those Pretty HEELS on,
“All Night Long”.
A Right of Passage,
the Real Glass...