Parody

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Detailing delicate...

Detailing delicate defecation debacle

Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into
place of...

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The Nobodies

The Nobodies

Eat my sick skin suit
Wear my heavy soul
For I am Layed to Unrest
Beneath this weary...

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FICTIONAL BIO:

FICTIONAL BIO:

The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft...

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Christmas Poems

Dedicated to Lorna

Christmas Poems

Christmas Day

I wake on Christmas morning,
To a world crisp and cold.
With a heart...

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It's not me

Real

I'm not the man I thought I was , allowed him in look what he caused .
A monster standing 6'2 , no...

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A new world

We live in a world of rich and poor, the power of money, we all want more.

We live in a...

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Air Guitar !

Frustrated Rock Star

Air Guitar !

I had played nearly a concert in our kitchen
Until my wife came in
- And asked what on earth...

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Provider

On subtle cutting tounge she does expose expectation
Your work may not have matched expected...

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My dear friend

You saw me when nobody else did,
you knew I was a mess
but you stayed by my side,
...

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The silent Language

A poem of Telepathy

The silent Language

In the silence, words are spoken,

Without a sound, they're often broken.

A language, pure,...

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Mary Jane

Mary Jane

Mary Jane, there is a farmer hoeing out the chaff,
And in its place he plans to measure and grow,...

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Batman The Murderer

Batman The Murderer

Batman took Aunt Harriet to the Batcave where nobody could hear her shout.
She discovered that Bruce...

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I’d Love to Write a psalm

I’d Love to Write a psalm

What if I could write a Psalm
I think that would really prove
.people love the lord like...

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Opie, The Murderer

This fictional poem was inspired by "The Andy Griffith...

Everybody knows that Opie Taylor was a daddy's boy.
When Andy and Helen had Andy Jr., it didn't...

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Star

You gave me
a star
I expected 3
My ego
Demanded 5

The fact that
...

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Excuses! Excuses!

Excuses! Excuses!

They prepare their legends in advance,
With a fake cough, splutter and sneeze.
Feigning many...

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Cats on the porch

Cats on the porch

Purring nonsense on the neighbours´ porch
Like the holiest cats on Earth
Oh your divineness,...