I'm furious and I had a falling out with my father and mother. I'm angry because they can't keep...
It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout. He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out...
You may find it to be amusing but I don't think it's one bit funny. I have a twenty year old son who...
I've been playing video games since 1981. I've played them so much because they're fun. They...
I didn't die when I was struck by lightning but it was a terrible fright. The bolt of lightning...
I dumped my girlfriend when I learned I was being used. She decided to get revenge, I was falsely...
He was an inventor and he had good intentions. But many people died because of his invention....
People call me stupid because I believe the earth is flat. They laugh and call me an idiot because I...
When we went hunting, I accidentally shot you in the butt. And you aimed your rifle at my crotch and...
My wife and I wanted to take a cruise but we couldn't afford to pay. So we decided to hide on a ship...
Millions will panic and they won't know what to do. America is about to experience a Great...
”Hush,” he said ”Or I’ll leave you for dead.” Bound and gagged, blood dripped from her...
Every person on the Simpsons is sick and they will die. They're suffering from Jaundice, that's the...
My wife became furious because I forgot to buy her some candy and flowers. The bitch tried to...
Note:- This poem is rude & may imply naughty themes, not for kids!!
Ring a ring of...
The story I'm going to tell is something that isn't good. A registered sex offender moved to my...
I hate to say I told you so but you wouldn't listen to me. And your so called girlfriend went on a...
