Fiction

When I was a child, some aliens abducted my dad.
They experimented on him and they drove him mad....

I'm a man who you should not admire.
I am dangerous because I'm a vampire.
When I bite people...

She vowed to be with him for the rest of her life.
He beat her constantly and she was a battered...

When a preacher pronounced my wife and I to be man and wife, I kissed her.
But my wife and I were...

I have murdered people because I'm an evil Leprechaun.
Some people have stolen my gold and they're...

He was a really mean person and he had a foul mouth.
He had a vulgar temper and he went to the Deep...

A man was sleeping with a married woman and her husband was wealthy.
She was having an affair with...

A sexist man was allergic to shellfish and he ended up on a slab.
He ordered chicken at a cafe but...

There is a man who is my doppelganger.
I'd never met him before, he was a stranger.
He...

When I had to fire a man, it made his daughter mad.
She wanted to get revenge because I fired her...

My wife cheats on me all of the time.
I also cheated and she acts like it was a crime.
My...

My neighbor comes to my house and eats all of the food I have.
The damn freeloader even ate my...

While I was growing up, I had a friend who became a movie star.
Some say what he did was okay but I...

When a man graduated from a medical school, he turned out to be a dud.
He keeps trying to be a...

When a man took his dog to a vet, he had to have him put down.
Both the dog and the owner ended up...

People keep sneaking in my hen house and stealing my eggs.
If they were standing on a cliff, I'd...

When my uncle bought me a gift, it was something I had to bury.
When I opened his Christmas present...