When I was a child, some aliens abducted my dad. They experimented on him and they drove him mad....
I'm a man who you should not admire. I am dangerous because I'm a vampire. When I bite people...
She vowed to be with him for the rest of her life. He beat her constantly and she was a battered...
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When a preacher pronounced my wife and I to be man and wife, I kissed her. But my wife and I were...
I have murdered people because I'm an evil Leprechaun. Some people have stolen my gold and they're...
He was a really mean person and he had a foul mouth. He had a vulgar temper and he went to the Deep...
A man was sleeping with a married woman and her husband was wealthy. She was having an affair with...
A sexist man was allergic to shellfish and he ended up on a slab. He ordered chicken at a cafe but...
There is a man who is my doppelganger. I'd never met him before, he was a stranger. He...
When I had to fire a man, it made his daughter mad. She wanted to get revenge because I fired her...
My wife cheats on me all of the time. I also cheated and she acts like it was a crime. My...
My neighbor comes to my house and eats all of the food I have. The damn freeloader even ate my...
While I was growing up, I had a friend who became a movie star. Some say what he did was okay but I...
When a man graduated from a medical school, he turned out to be a dud. He keeps trying to be a...
When a man took his dog to a vet, he had to have him put down. Both the dog and the owner ended up...
People keep sneaking in my hen house and stealing my eggs. If they were standing on a cliff, I'd...
When my uncle bought me a gift, it was something I had to bury. When I opened his Christmas present...