Until last month, I had a sixty year old pen pal. She turned out to be a liar and a not so nice gal...
I have a story to tell but it's pretty dark. I get in a lot of trouble with my loan shark. He...
When my son asked me to buy him the new Call of doody, I said no. I had to ground him because of the...
When I was alive, I was a big fan of the Indiana Jones films but that was a mistake. When it came to...
One of my neighbors said something that was as stupid as can be. It was the dumbest thing I've ever...
I got in big trouble one day when I went to the mall to shop. I beat the crap out of one of the...
I saw a man crying when he bought two shopping carts full of groceries. The man had to pay about...
When I say Zombies ate my neighbors, I'm not talking about a video game. Zombies ate my neighbors...
I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop. They come here and try to steal and I...
It all started when my damn house was infested. I killed every rat in my house and I was arrested....
My wife died and I was the only parent that my son had. But he decided to get me in trouble because...
TV watchers fool themselves With Aliens, Pixies, Ghouls and Elves They’re helped on by the...
My old pal put the fiend in friend. He caused our friendship to end. He took my car without...
When it came to the 2016 Presidential nominations, they were rigged. Trump and Clinton's nominations...
When I went to Walmart, a man bought the last Nintendo Switch. I was angry and I decided to steal it...
I tortured a man and it gave me pleasure to hear him holler and squeal. He sounded just like a pig...
Some people call my cousin stupid and others call him mentally ill. He counterfeited money but he...
