Poem -

Evil Leprechaun

This poem was inspired by the Leprechaun movies.

I have murdered people because I'm an evil Leprechaun. 
Some people have stolen my gold and they're all gone.
Most people think Leprechauns are imaginary but I'm real.
When people steal my gold, they quickly learn that I kill.
A man stole my gold and hid it in his loft.
I hunted him down and ripped his face off.
When I attack and murder the thieves, I always cause quite a scare.
Another man stole my gold because he wanted to be a millionaire.
When I attacked him, he started to beg and shout.
I decapitated him but first I gouged his eyes out.
My victims are never happy when I attack.
I kill them and I always get my gold back.
A woman stole my gold because she wanted to climb the social ladder by becoming rich.
When I ripped her heart, throat and lungs out, I really did a number on that bitch.
It doesn't matter if you're male or female or if you're young or old.
I'll hunt you down and murder you if you manage to steal my gold.
 

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