Poem -

The Husband and The Hitman

A man was sleeping with a married woman and her husband was wealthy.
She was having an affair with him and he ended up not being healthy.
When her husband found out, it was more than he could stand.
He wanted his wife's lover dead so he decided to hire a hitman.
He wanted to make that man pay for sleeping with his spouse.
The hitman shot that man when he stepped out of his house.
The hitman was eventually caught and he decided to rat the husband out.
When the police arrested the husband, he was angry and started to shout.
He hired that hitman because he was furious and he wanted that man to die.
When the husband was found guilty by a jury of his peers, he started to cry.
The judge wasn't moved by his tears.
The judge sentenced him to 70 years.
The husband will be a hundred and six years old when he is released.
He won't be getting out because 70 years from now he'll be deceased.
 

 

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