Husband

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No One Else But You, I Promise

another one for my husband, I love you

Since the day I met you I knew you were special,
It's hard to explain a feeling like this, because...

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You Were

Song for my husband

You were there when I lost everything, and when I hit rock bottom, You were there holding my hand, when I...

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Dear future husband

To the man God has promised me

Dear future husband

Dear future husband.
We haven’t yet met.
I’m quite sure of that.
We will not meet...

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HUSBAND SWITCH

Congratulations!

You're going shopping?

​​​​DEI prices right?

Does that mean a...

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A Final Poem About Arthenia

Dedicated to Arthenia Williams-Johnson (1955-2018) who died...

A Final Poem About Arthenia

Her name was Arthenia and she was my aunt.
I wish I could say that she's still alive but I can't....

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The Husband and The Hitman

A man was sleeping with a married woman and her husband was wealthy.
She was having an affair with...

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HE AND SHE

He and she lived in a house they could afford
However he lacked adventure and she was bored
...

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The Slob Who Won't Get...

This is a fictional poem.

The Slob Who Won't Get A Job

Some call him lazy and his wife calls him a jerk.
His wife is very angry because he will not work....

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Massive Heart Attack

This poem is fictional but obesity really is dangerous.

Massive Heart Attack

There was a young man who was obese.
He ate too much and now he's deceased.
He went to his...

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The Abandoned Wife

A man who lives in my town is truly despised.
He divorced his wife when she was paralyzed.
...

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My Wife Is A Football Freak

My Wife Is A Football Freak

Few men are blessed as I am, many weekends mostly bleak;
Catching flack from wives who hate it, but...

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Twisted

Twisted

You lull me to sleep with kind promises
Sweetly intoxicating my senses
Invite me only when I’...

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Broken Wedding Vows

Even though this poem isn't about me, it's based on a...

I'd like to forgive you but there is no way that I can.
We've only been married for three months and...

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Eeeh A & E 😱

Eeeh A & E 😱

I was sitting lost betwixt my bubbles penning my poem

Sat looking out of my conservatory windows...

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Technological glitch with...

at LIDL checkout line

Technological glitch with EBT (i.e.) food card...

At 4:03 PM on November first
two thousand and twenty,
the missus nsync with yours truly,...

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Under Her Thumb

Under Her Thumb

My wife thought she could keep me under her thumb.
She thought she would be my boss but she is...

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The Gold Digger Who...

This Poem Was Inspired by a true story

Last year my wife abandoned my son and I.
It broke my heart when I watched my son cry.
When...