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HE AND SHE

He and she lived in a house they could afford 
However he lacked adventure and she was bored
So she stole from the home safe while he snored
A great deal of money kept there securely stored

All the while he slept she continued to plot
He was away with the fairies she didn't care a jot
She took all the money right there and then 
When he awoke no money would be seen again 

A quick getaway she quietly closed the front door
All this time her husband he continued to snore
What happened next I cannot possibly say 
He was fully awake though and she was far away

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