My Wife Is A Football Freak

Few men are blessed as I am, many weekends mostly bleak;
Catching flack from wives who hate it, but mine’s a football freak!
“Tis the season to be jolly”, starts three months for us before;
With the opening day of football, our pigskin passion restored!
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All day Saturday and Sunday, Monday and Thursday nights too;
We watch college kids and professionals, vie for victories with their crew!
All aiming for a Championship, they play their hearts out every game;
Success coming to only two of them, accomplishing National fame!
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So to my fellow football fanatics, whose wives espouse it’s hate;
Hold them close while watching it, make it seem like a red hot date!
And each time your team scores a touchdown, you give her a great big kiss;
With the promise of when the games end, she’ll score some marital bliss!
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Football is better
If watched with one’s dear wife
The best score to come