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Uecker

Dedicated to Bob Uecker (1934-2025) who died on January 16,...

Uecker

Many people are sad because he's no longer here.
Forty years ago, I watched him on Mr. Belvedere....

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Sexy Noise

Sexy Noise

Tungsten on tungsten
scissor action
that sexy noise
that raunchy little ricochet...

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FROM FROM COURT TO COURT

Once considered the best of his generation
Now he has ruined his name and reputation
At...

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The Bearcat and Goliath

The Bearcat and Goliath

The battle is set for New Years Eve, in a Colosseum called “The Cotton Bowl”;
For one, there will...

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My Wife Is A Football Freak

My Wife Is A Football Freak

Few men are blessed as I am, many weekends mostly bleak;
Catching flack from wives who hate it, but...

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All That Glitters

All That Glitters

My achievements are but a few,
Had a competitive spirit; is true!
Always wanted a trophy; for...

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THE GREED OF FOOTBALL


Once considered a game for the working man
Football in England was where it all began...

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Which sport / game am I...

Which sport / game am I describing ?!

Attack , Defence , Flow
Rackets but no ball .
Wind is it's enemy
It has to be played...

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England oh my England

Rip Maradona

England oh my England

I watched it live on telly in '86
Didn't even need to see the replay
Ive felt the pain of the...

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RIP CHRISTOPHE DOMINICI


He wore the blue jersey with distinction and pride
Today it ended tragically when I heard...

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The games

Ode to the GAA(Gaelic Athletic Association)

The games

Born from the legends of prestige lost
woven from the fire of Celtic soul
moulded by the...

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THE NEW FOOTBALL SEASON

The football season comes around again once more
Expectations will be high that's for certain and...

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WIMBLEDON 2020

Dedicated to all the people I have met at the Championships

Wimbledon 2020 won't be happening this...

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The Flyers Are Flying High

The Flyers Are Flying High

We’ve got some bragging rights in Dayton, for our college basketball team;
Is flying high across...