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Renaissance man feels blasé...

Renaissance man feels blasé faire

Renaissance man feels blasé faire, nevertheless he promised to rescue a damsel in distress (locked up...

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I could never imagine...

I could never imagine...

within wildest dreams of mine
(a side affect from
one or more
of the nine prescription...

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Yours truly a tried and...

Yours truly a tried and true (no Keaton) Philly buster

boot not so suburb (superb)
Prone to bloviation pure and simple
rides on figurative high...

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Spare Me Queen

Spare Me Queen

The Queen shook the snow globe on her gold plated nightstand with vodka ring stained snowflakes and...

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The benefit of a hussy...

The benefit of a hussy without being married

Hyperbole taken to the mad max
mayhem when necessary
to, poeticize, publicize,
...

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The woosel cock so black of...

The woosel cock so black of hue

Swartley fosters by the same
granted coloration impossible mission
to shuck off and...

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Maleware stikes Matthew...

Maleware stikes Matthew...

Scott Harris with a serious,
(albeit invisible) wham
(bam thank you ma'am)
with the...

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Flagging stamina leaves me...

Flagging stamina leaves me starry eyed

When plunging headlong into a sea of blue
cocooned courtesy amidst
abed of undulating
...

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Funny Things

Funny Things

Isn't it funny driving, when you're visiting a new place,
Your eyebrows folded inwards, a...

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INSTANT KARMA

GOOD VS BAD

INSTANT KARMA

Is this what No Wait Times mean?

If you don't have a sense of humor...

Laughter freaks you...

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THEY'RE NOT TALKING TO ME

THEY'RE NOT TALKING TO ME

sparrowsong there you are...

Hi...

What's happening?

What's going on?

You...

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Over-looking subtle handy...

Over-looking subtle handy dandy blues clues...

Matthew Scott (a whip with words) before
he doth expire will soon exit stage door
left opened...

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PERFECT SOLUTION

PERFECT SOLUTION

They lost 300,000 children...

They couldn't say where they went...

​​​​​Make money quick...

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Funny cover letter...

Funny cover letter accompanied with equally outlandish résumé

written more than two dozen
dirty deeds done dirt cheap years ago.
when we (the writer of...

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To: Rainer Dweck, MS from...

To: Rainer Dweck, MS from Matthew Scott Harris

As an advanced ASPCA approved
bonafide creature with bioengineered
intelligent...