In nine months we'll probably see many people with a bigger family tree
I am treating myself to a little holiday I won’t even need to pack my cases coz it’s not too far...
Waited by the river bank he started to fish To catch something was his desired wish Hours...
“Mam I’m just walking Lily” “Okay love but keep away from everybody don’t you be silly” Away...
Once Upon a Virus, Who drove humanity insane, Causing so much chaos, As if it was a...
So much sadness in the world today Here's a little chuckle to make it go away ...
I have forged the perfect plan In order to become The coronavirus superman I am...
They actually have a cereal named awake,just think if they if they had a counterpart named sleepy or...
Bought a new mattress for my house today Carrying it home would be easy I have to say After...
People call me stupid because I believe the earth is flat. They laugh and call me an idiot because I...
When we went hunting, I accidentally shot you in the butt. And you aimed your rifle at my crotch and...
Sid, the slovenly sloth, gets no respect He lives in canopy trees, eating leaves Pooping once...
He wore his pyjamas going into town When it was cold he wore his dressing gown Going to bed...
Yours truly, (i.e. I) quickly became hypnagogic afore subsequently segueing soundly ...
I grow bored with you, and grow more boring every day .. you bore me so much, I want...
Emigrated to Italy from London's East end Tried to blend in and be everyone's friend ...
