Humour

I open my fridge door and nothing is there
Opening my cupboards they are empty and bare
No...

Nope reforming hardened criminal donning
scarred face, manacles jailhouse stripe, et cetera
...

Little piggy, little piggy; let me in!
I just want to ask, how ya been.
Little piggy, little...

Catch me if you can catch me if you can
You run as fast as my dear old gran
Why do you have...

The T shirt he wore came with a warning
Best not to wear during the early morning
The...

'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed
handily at nine o'...

What should I write, what do you think
How's about tightie whities
That get most women all...

All My Life
I have
been told
to stand
in the corner

As a 6 year old...

I had to do it mam ( Christine Stubbs) 🤣🤣 scared for life and emotionally abused 🤣🤣 but what a fantastic...

Everyone's got those ticklish spots
They seem to be everywhere
Some can stand it for a little...

I’m not sure if you’re just stupid or evading what the truth is but whatever your excuse is you’re...

In springtime, high upon a hill
On breezes soft dance daffodils;
In summer, gentle zephyrs...

I decided on visiting the zoo today
I saw a funny thing I'm writing to say
The penguins came...

I'm a coat stand and you're a chair
I get put on you get sat on does anyone care
It's not...

I try not to think about it
I just go about my day
Sometimes it's a bit of a struggle
...