Humour

Saturday morning, Linda and I dressed up, we were headed “Out On The Town”;
The first stop was our...

I want to write a poem that starts with zed
I have to complete it before I go to bed
Shall I...

Hes so masculine
Muscular and mightily macho
As he’s pumping his iron pulsating with pronto...

When I said that Hillary Clinton sucks, my daughter punched me in the head.
I cut a hickory switch...

We all have deep anxieties, and many, when on the brink;
Go to a professional seeking answers, they...

After start button pushed
immediate auditory signal issued
nsync with billowing smoke
...

When
you
Decided
To
Correct
Me
In
Front
Of
...

My Dad would say get your shoes on let's go lol
at a moments notice there are things in this life...

Alexa
Should i be afraid of Alexa that i have brought into my home
she seems to know a lot of...

I love
to make
Fun
Of
The
Brits'
Accent
Though
Some...

I filled my kettle with cold water like many times before
Always expecting hot boiling water that...

She’s a Huckleberry hillbilly wearin’ petticoats frilly, catchin’ all the boys eyes and givin’ them a huge...

Well would you believe it and I know it sounds absurd but I tell you no lie and this is just what I heard...

Huh Greg said my first attempt at his worst poem ever was far to perfect and I said “Well I never” So “Blah...

How old is gold
And can gold be old
Once a one was told
That a rock Had a clone...