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Funny Things

Funny Things

Isn't it funny driving, when you're visiting a new place,
Your eyebrows folded inwards, a...

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INSTANT KARMA

GOOD VS BAD

INSTANT KARMA

Is this what No Wait Times mean?

If you don't have a sense of humor...

Laughter freaks you...

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THEY'RE NOT TALKING TO ME

THEY'RE NOT TALKING TO ME

sparrowsong there you are...

Hi...

What's happening?

What's going on?

You...

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Over-looking subtle handy...

Over-looking subtle handy dandy blues clues...

Matthew Scott (a whip with words) before
he doth expire will soon exit stage door
left opened...

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PERFECT SOLUTION

PERFECT SOLUTION

They lost 300,000 children...

They couldn't say where they went...

​​​​​Make money quick...

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Funny cover letter...

Funny cover letter accompanied with equally outlandish résumé

written more than two dozen
dirty deeds done dirt cheap years ago.
when we (the writer of...

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To: Rainer Dweck, MS from...

To: Rainer Dweck, MS from Matthew Scott Harris

As an advanced ASPCA approved
bonafide creature with bioengineered
intelligent...

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I post a most unusual shout...

I post a most unusual shout out

for what Doctor Seuss
(born Theodor Seuss Geisel)
might immediately understand
(as if...

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Shark

Shark

The soundtrack to the movie Jaws,
Gave a frightful and sombre feeling,
And when you saw the...

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My doppelganger ranks as...

My doppelganger ranks as the criminally insane prodigal son

"Criminally insane" is an informal term for someone found not guilty of a crime due to a mental disease or...

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The fatal impact upon being...

The fatal impact upon being washed upon the pock marked shore

Into an inescapable
invisible net watery entrapment wove
ransacking access to treasure trove...

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Yours truly dwells within...

Yours truly dwells within an alien-nation,

where the grateful dead undergo cremation
corpse paid for courtesy the government,
but...

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Our refrigerator ought to...

Our refrigerator ought to be declared a Superfund site...

whereat the subsequent lines
lack any relation to the title
but like most every poetic...

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Mine mean Lothario days...

Mine mean Lothario days left me in a confused daze...

as if being a crash test dummy survivor
after a led zeppelin collided with yours truly,
a foo...

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Objections overruled about...

Objections overruled about using the word (shh...) it? No way!

The word "it" is a pronoun,
a word used in place of a noun
to refer to a person, place,...