Humor

Poem -

I Went

" To see my Doctor "

I Went

I went to see my doctor,
I had discovered,
The most terrying diagnosis,
I took a deep...

Poem -

Scratching the Surface of a...

Scratching the Surface of a Women's Smile

I'm a Poet-ess who
likes to be controversial
and I also like to scratch the minds of others...

Poem -

My Wife Became A Carjacker

My Wife Became A Carjacker

My damn wife makes me so mad that I want to smack her.
She turned to crime after she chose to become...

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Poem -

Killing Mozart

Killing Mozart


When my Raven comes
he often sits on my ledge
perched in the middle of my open window...

Poem -

Red and Blue Lights

The 79.99 steak dinner is cheaper than the 5.50 pitcher….

Poem -

On The

"6th Day"

On The

On the 6th day of June,
she looked and say, bye bye U,
But on the 5th day of June,
...

Poem -

How

"Agony pains Stupidity"

How

How agony pains stupidity,
of lore trapped indoors,
Seek to find, the inner mind, of empty...

Poem -

Hei !

" Rumor "

Hei !

Hei! Rumor,

I heard whispers, as clear as soft tones ringing in the ear bones,
Are thy...

Poem -

Looking

"So Good"

Looking

Looking - "So Good"

She woke up looking so good,
But she forgot about the look,
As...

Poem -

April

"Is a Fool"

April

April - "Is a Fool"

Let April bring forth her fool,
to spin to spool of her cunning tools...

Poem -

My Dog's Revenge

My Dog's Revenge

I had my dog neutered and he became unhinged.
He can no longer have sex and he wanted revenge....

Poem -

The Jokerʻs Lady

"A hiss in a serpentʻs Kiss"

The Jokerʻs Lady

The Jokerʻs Lady - “A hiss in a serpentʻs Kiss”

The Jokerʻs Lady,
Wild and ferocious, is...

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Coy and Vance Are History

Coy and Vance Are History

Like millions of other people, he never gave them a chance.
A rich scientist built a time machine...