given a double whammy they wanted to double down on double talk in the torrid...
I once met a woman who claimed she'd had an affair with E.T of...
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When I tell lies
wouldn’t it be more fun
if something else were to grow......
If it not be love, please let me die for it is I, and I alone who can know my...
The muse finally re-visited the clever cat.
He placed his claws on the...
It's sad and tragic to know how many children's hearts that I break. I break into people's houses...
Behold & beware… green comet sails through cadaverous darkness on its...
Christmas Day
I wake on Christmas morning, To a world crisp and cold. With a heart...
Forget me not, Forget me still, Forget me against my will... But forget me not you never will......
My wife cheats on me all of the time. I also cheated and she acts like it was a crime. My...
My neighbor comes to my house and eats all of the food I have. The damn freeloader even ate my...
When a man graduated from a medical school, he turned out to be a dud. He keeps trying to be a...
People keep sneaking in my hen house and stealing my eggs. If they were standing on a cliff, I'd...
When my uncle bought me a gift, it was something I had to bury. When I opened his Christmas present...
Some call him lazy and his wife calls him a jerk. His wife is very angry because he will not work....