Humor

When I tell lies

wouldn’t it be more fun

if something else were to grow......

If it not be love, please let me die
for it is I, and I alone
who can know
my...

The muse
finally re-visited
the clever cat.

He placed his claws
on the...

It's sad and tragic to know how many children's hearts that I break.
I break into people's houses...

Behold & beware…
green comet
sails through
cadaverous darkness
on its...

Christmas Day

I wake on Christmas morning,
To a world crisp and cold.
With a heart...

Forget me not, Forget me still, Forget me against my will...
But forget me not you never will......

My wife cheats on me all of the time.
I also cheated and she acts like it was a crime.
My...

My neighbor comes to my house and eats all of the food I have.
The damn freeloader even ate my...

When a man graduated from a medical school, he turned out to be a dud.
He keeps trying to be a...

People keep sneaking in my hen house and stealing my eggs.
If they were standing on a cliff, I'd...

When my uncle bought me a gift, it was something I had to bury.
When I opened his Christmas present...

Some call him lazy and his wife calls him a jerk.
His wife is very angry because he will not work....

Batman took Aunt Harriet to the Batcave where nobody could hear her shout.
She discovered that Bruce...

People said I couldn't do it, they said I wasn't able.
But I found a way for everybody to get free...

You're everywhere
And nowhere
You live 45 hundred miles away
In a purgatory in my head...