Humor

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Humor

Humor
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Summer Solstice is Coming

Summer Solstice is Coming

given a double whammy
they wanted to double down
on double talk
in the
torrid...

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And Ode To My Very Own Sanity

And Ode To My Very Own Sanity


I once met a woman
who claimed
she'd had an affair
with E.T

of...

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Pinocchio Deep In Thought

Satire

Pinocchio Deep In Thought

When I tell lies

wouldn’t it be more fun

if something else were to grow......

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A Poet's Death or Encore?

A Poet's Death or Encore?


If it not be love, please let me die
for it is I, and I alone
who can know
my...

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A Feline Poet

A Feline Poet

The muse
finally re-visited
the clever cat.

He placed his claws
on the...

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The Christmas Thief

The Christmas Thief

It's sad and tragic to know how many children's hearts that I break.
I break into people's houses...

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Ice Rock Cometh

Ice Rock Cometh

Behold & beware…
green comet
sails through
cadaverous darkness
on its...

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Christmas Poems

Dedicated to Lorna

Christmas Poems

Christmas Day

I wake on Christmas morning,
To a world crisp and cold.
With a heart...

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Peep Show

Peep Show
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Forget Me Not...

Forget Me Not...

Forget me not, Forget me still, Forget me against my will...
But forget me not you never will......

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Crazy Cheater

Crazy Cheater

My wife cheats on me all of the time.
I also cheated and she acts like it was a crime.
My...

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Damn Freeloader

My neighbor comes to my house and eats all of the food I have.
The damn freeloader even ate my...

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The Sight Of Blood

The Sight Of Blood

When a man graduated from a medical school, he turned out to be a dud.
He keeps trying to be a...

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The Price Of Eggs

The only true thing about this poem is the price increase of...

The Price Of Eggs

People keep sneaking in my hen house and stealing my eggs.
If they were standing on a cliff, I'd...

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The Canary

The Canary

When my uncle bought me a gift, it was something I had to bury.
When I opened his Christmas present...

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The Slob Who Won't Get...

This is a fictional poem.

The Slob Who Won't Get A Job

Some call him lazy and his wife calls him a jerk.
His wife is very angry because he will not work....