Yeah I not only poked the bear I lit a flame thrower up its ASS
So I shouldn't...
I'm very angry and you'd better believe that it's no joke. My goat ate my winning lottery ticket and...
When my wife had to go off the pill, I called a place that sells condominiums. When I said that I...
The way I run my business is something my employees don't like. Just because I do them dirty...
When Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he didn't have a penny. ...
Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel. Those...
You've designed a new electric car and it's being built on the assembly line. You've been pestering...
I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat. When it comes to how I...
Yesterday, I ordered a pizza and washed my hands and then I had a fit. When I came to the table, I...
Y'all gon' make me lose my mind Up in here, up in here Y'all gon' make me go all out ...
When I went to the carnival, my ex-girlfriend was there. I thought I could win her back if I won her...
People pinched me yesterday and they got punched. I didn't just hit a couple of people, I hit a...
A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return. But people have...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wait, blue cannot possibly be a violet’s true hue!
Are...
I think there are Bed Bugs in my Ink as Something keeps itching...
I broke one of God's Commandments when I stole an extension cord. I was struck by a bolt of...
It pains me to say that my penis is only half an inch long. It's extremely embarrassing because I...
