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Baby Oil At The Commissary

Dedicated To Puff Daddy

Baby Oil At The Commissary

Diddy!
Good News

They sell baby oil
in the commissary

You may want
to...

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Just Friends

Desire hides her flushed face in the crook of my arm.
So tenderly you sang me a lullaby that one...

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Humor

Humor
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Summer Solstice is Coming

Summer Solstice is Coming

given a double whammy
they wanted to double down
on double talk
in the
torrid...

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And Ode To My Very Own Sanity

And Ode To My Very Own Sanity


I once met a woman
who claimed
she'd had an affair
with E.T

of...

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Pinocchio Deep In Thought

Satire

Pinocchio Deep In Thought

When I tell lies

wouldn’t it be more fun

if something else were to grow......

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A Poet's Death or Encore?

A Poet's Death or Encore?


If it not be love, please let me die
for it is I, and I alone
who can know
my...

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A Feline Poet

A Feline Poet

The muse
finally re-visited
the clever cat.

He placed his claws
on the...

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The Christmas Thief

The Christmas Thief

It's sad and tragic to know how many children's hearts that I break.
I break into people's houses...

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Ice Rock Cometh

Ice Rock Cometh

Behold & beware…
green comet
sails through
cadaverous darkness
on its...

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Christmas Poems

Dedicated to Lorna

Christmas Poems

Christmas Day

I wake on Christmas morning,
To a world crisp and cold.
With a heart...

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Peep Show

Peep Show
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Forget Me Not...

Forget Me Not...

Forget me not, Forget me still, Forget me against my will...
But forget me not you never will......

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Crazy Cheater

Crazy Cheater

My wife cheats on me all of the time.
I also cheated and she acts like it was a crime.
My...