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And Ode To My Very Own Sanity

And Ode To My Very Own Sanity

  
I once met a woman
who claimed
she'd had an affair
with E.T
 
of course
I didn't waste my time
arguing my point
 
I just said
oh how nice, so what happened?
 
she replied...
 
we still meet from time to time
 
I couldn't help but wonder
 
maybe they bloody do?
 

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Gayle McMillan

This struck a silly, funny bone. I rather enjoyed it.
 

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Shirley Harrison

Dear Gayle, so very kind of you to come by and say that you enjoyed my scribbles. Thank you so much. 🌹

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