Satire

Is anyone else frickin glad
to wake up on the morning after Halloween
knowing, you...

It's dinner time - so I'll have 'mustard for the bustard'
my father-in-law said: 'don't be so,' I...

Having spent the entire night
making love ..
When it came to first light,
he was...

I’m going to win the lottery
I don’t know when
I just know I will
and when I do...

My husband
came home from work
and announced
he'd just won a holiday for two
...

Humpty Dumpty
jumped off the wall
to take a nice long
morning stroll
...

Being a poet
I would almost certainly
be a fool if I didn't reflect
on why,...

So they told me even before I arrived
I’d be on the 15th floor
I replied, hell no I hate...

April 21—Salient Image (poem based on one concrete thing you remember at day’s end)

Image of My...

What is poetry?
it’s when I’m inspired to reflect
on things I see around me...

I once met a woman
who claimed
she'd had an affair
with E.T

of...

With much deep reflection
and with profound regret

I have decided...

I will only...

When I tell lies

wouldn’t it be more fun

if something else were to grow......

Nothing is free, she said ..
But expect to pay top dollar
for absolutely everything else...

Here on the uppermost deck
where there
is not one single Adonis
or Aphrodite .....

Don’t think for one moment
you might be second best ..

That would be, ridiculous .....

They are all
very different, you know that
don’t you, he said ..

What are,
...