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Breakfast Surprise

Nurseryrhyme Satire

Breakfast Surprise

Humpty Dumpty
jumped off the wall
to take a nice long
morning stroll
tragically
he bumped into
the Dish and the Spoon
woops…digestion in progress.

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Marion

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sparrowsong

Hello Shirley...

​​​​​​Did he identify himself as a Weeble?

Could have been just clumsy or unbalanced?

Poor Humpty...

​​​​​​Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong

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Shirley Harrison

LoL I did love the weebles too, hey he didn't have the chance to tell them that the gingerbread man wasn't far behind him, perhaps they would have chosen him a nice shortbread biscuit lol 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣 thank you dear sparrowsong 🌹

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