Humour

I arrived at Paddington just before ten
It was nice to visit this place once again
Why then...

The dive, the flop, and you come to a stop, diving for the volleyball, missing it, instead smelling the hot...

This is a tale about little Jimmy Nicholl
Out walking one day he got himself into a pickle
...

She wore rainbow coloured laces on her designer shoes
A kaleidoscope of colours but mainly reds and...

One size fits all that's what it said
I tried them on and shook my head
The advertisement...

The teetotaller downed a few beers
He’d swill and he’d scull and he’d cheer
I walked over,...

Can't see why they should visit the gym
Their bodies are healthy,lean and trim
All that...

Isn’t dust the strangest thing
tho invisible in the air
the blighter forms a film each day...

Do trees make faces?

Looking at trees or not, does shadow work closely with leaf and branch in...

Pride is heavy. It'll squeeze the helium right out 'cha. Side note. . . Did ya know they mix helium with...

From Dublin to Donegal from Sligo to Clare
Irishmen are full of Paddies and don't seem to care...

I'll do it tomorrow
that common line,
when it comes to the completion of work.
That...

breakfast

isn’t breakfast
without bran
and the proteins
and the fibre
...

Life is good at Mary Rose's place
where God unfurls his infinite grace
Spring leaves cloth...

I'm a coat stand and you're a chair
I get put on you get sat on does anyone care
It's not...

I expected comfort and luxury in a five star hotel
Instead the drains let off an unwelcome smell...