Humour

The Queen shook the snow globe on her gold plated nightstand with vodka ring stained snowflakes and...

whereat the subsequent lines
lack any relation to the title
but like most every poetic...

Do what needs to be done
to clear your guilty conscience
It will leave the aura around you...

I have this one particular
top drawer
sitting in my living room
I swear, it must be...

Have you ever met anyone
who you immediately thought
Is from a different planet?
...

The average brain is 48 ounces,
my brain feels like 104

stick a dynamite in your pride, and you will explode refine,
open a box of cracker-jacks, and you...

When a Mule - "Is too proud of his own Fool"

Often speaks a willow in the winds,
As envy...

You have your Story someone else does too...

​​​​​​You may have fit your Characters knowing when...

I may not be your cup of tea
but, that's just fine
maybe I'm just too hot?
boiling on...

In any one life
it’s true
there’s bound to be
a fair amount of happiness
and...

Is anyone else frickin glad
to wake up on the morning after Halloween
knowing, you...

Sad old man in a grey suit
pretending to be
the life and soul of the party
his...

I am a woman
of the Earth
I want my world to shake from the skies to the...

Ah yes...
the magnificent
Time-Machine...
I wonder will it be me
who...

Today I chewed a single gum
'Twas a piece of Trident White
My face fell fast as if I had...