Have you ever met anyone who you immediately thought Is from a different planet? ...
The average brain is 48 ounces, my brain feels like 104
stick a dynamite in your pride, and you will explode refine, open a box of cracker-jacks, and you...
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When a Mule - "Is too proud of his own Fool"
Often speaks a willow in the winds, As envy...
You have your Story someone else does too...
You may have fit your Characters knowing when...
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There was once a grumpy old man who had a mean temper. Whenever someone said or did something that he didn’...
In any one life it’s true there’s bound to be a fair amount of happiness and...
Is anyone else frickin glad to wake up on the morning after Halloween knowing, you...
Sad old man in a grey suit pretending to be the life and soul of the party his...
I am a woman of the Earth I want my world to shake from the skies to the...
Ah yes... the magnificent Time-Machine... I wonder will it be me who...
Today I chewed a single gum 'Twas a piece of Trident White My face fell fast as if I had...
Yesterday's gossip?
today's chip paper wrapping.
Damn, I just had it
but now
it's gone...
As I lay my head beneath the ashes of this dream under the wild heat and fire under...
Their laughter is another arrow for our Quiver...
We should thank them for the gifts...
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