Fake ID

Sad old man in a grey suit
pretending to be
the life and soul of the party
his magnificent beer belly 
fits like a glove in the suit of
Father Christmas 
hating on women 
as he makes you think he's your one special friend 
inviting himself to meet you
where ever you are in the world
and when you don't dance to his tune 
he quietly manipulates others into disliking you
he pretends to have a P.H.D 
funny?
not so much...

because I see the truth.