Humour

Yesterday's gossip?

today's chip paper wrapping.

Damn, I just had it

but now

​​​​it's gone...

As I lay my head beneath
the ashes of this dream
under the wild heat and fire
under...

Their laughter is another arrow for our Quiver...

We should thank them for the gifts...

...

Isn't it funny
I swear, even the ghost of Napoleon
would die laughing

when people say...

And to think
they told me
the Botox wouldn't last.

Oh, Shakespeare my darling, to thee I do speak
of a time in my being, I wish we could meet...

Humpty Dumpty
jumped off the wall
to take a nice long
morning stroll
...

Mammoth tusk
found in earth's dark
fourteen thousand years it's laid

I wonder...

Just sitting on the grand piano stool in silence?
my fingers placed upon its keys

...

Little Tommy Titbit
was a naughty little boy
he loved all types of boobies
and...

So, I walk into the pub, I’m walking in blind
don’t know who I’m meeting
no idea, who I’ll...

A Pizza Margherita, please
with sauce made from the finest tomatoes
hand-picked today...

I walked happily into my interview

already imagining
I was diving into a barrel of
...

Last night I dreamt, I was taking a dip
in the magnificent Trevi Fountain in Rome
it’...

Angus and Edna
fell in love

on a different plain
Heaven Or Hell?

they met,...

They are all
very different, you know that
don’t you, he said ..

What are,
...