Humour

And to think
they told me
the Botox wouldn't last.

Oh, Shakespeare my darling, to thee I do speak
of a time in my being, I wish we could meet...

Humpty Dumpty
jumped off the wall
to take a nice long
morning stroll
...

Mammoth tusk
found in earth's dark
fourteen thousand years it's laid

I wonder...

Just sitting on the grand piano stool in silence?
my fingers placed upon its keys

...

Little Tommy Titbit
was a naughty little boy
he loved all types of boobies
and...

So, I walk into the pub, I’m walking in blind
don’t know who I’m meeting
no idea, who I’ll...

A Pizza Margherita, please
with sauce made from the finest tomatoes
hand-picked today...

I walked happily into my interview

already imagining
I was diving into a barrel of
...

Last night I dreamt, I was taking a dip
in the magnificent Trevi Fountain in Rome
it’...

Angus and Edna
fell in love

on a different plain
Heaven Or Hell?

they met,...

They are all
very different, you know that
don’t you, he said ..

What are,
...

Schooldays

Don’t you always hear them say
Ah schooldays were the best days.
Those...

If I could be anything, what would I be...?
I'd like to be quite a lot of things actually...
...

Thousands of people all doing the exact same
Pushing their luggage bags like it's a game
All...

My lord I settle on my knee
Forgive me for my plea
Grant me the strength
So I can go...

She said
do you see what I mean ..
He said no,
but I hear what you say ..
She...