Humour

Where are you?
“I’m right here”

Bro for real quit playing, where are you at?
“ Dude...

Fancy some tinned fruit for your evening tea ?
That's when I'm needed the most as you will see...

Sunday night and Charles tried on the crown
A look of anguish by him and also a frown
For...

For those of you interested my nose knows
Any lies or fabrications it just grows and grows
...

You may find this poem to be amusing and fun
For it's not everyday you see a nun with a gun...

Who is that man with a car part on his head ?
I believe his name is Jack and certainly not Fred...

Big Buoy Bob

There is a big buoy
Named Bob
He has an unusual job
He sits on...

Take off my skin I won't cry but you will
I'm sure I'll give that burger an extra thrill
...

Mermaid of Skegness

Unlike the maid of Zennor,
The Mermaid of Skegness
used to be a...

All the fruits showed so much self control
Not one of them minded going into a bowl
The...

So here is a poem that I hope will make sense
Sure it will be stressful and possibly tense...

Nose full of snot onto the tissue it comes
Head is pounding sounding like African drums
Eyes...

Isn't it rich? Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground and you in mid-air,
send in the...

This is a tale about a snob and a yob
Both were out of work and needed a job
The snob came...

Five Beatles and a Groupie

Hey John, she said
You sure
Look a lot like Ringo
...

The snail and the slug were best of friends
To call them slow well that often offends
Both...

He arrived urgently at just before three
It was a doctor that he wanted to see
A boil...