Humour

Schooldays

Don’t you always hear them say
Ah schooldays were the best days.
Those...

If I could be anything, what would I be...?
I'd like to be quite a lot of things actually...
...

Thousands of people all doing the exact same
Pushing their luggage bags like it's a game
All...

My lord I settle on my knee
Forgive me for my plea
Grant me the strength
So I can go...

She said
do you see what I mean ..
He said no,
but I hear what you say ..
She...

Where are you?
“I’m right here”

Bro for real quit playing, where are you at?
“ Dude...

Fancy some tinned fruit for your evening tea ?
That's when I'm needed the most as you will see...

Sunday night and Charles tried on the crown
A look of anguish by him and also a frown
For...

For those of you interested my nose knows
Any lies or fabrications it just grows and grows
...

You may find this poem to be amusing and fun
For it's not everyday you see a nun with a gun...

Who is that man with a car part on his head ?
I believe his name is Jack and certainly not Fred...

Big Buoy Bob

There is a big buoy
Named Bob
He has an unusual job
He sits on...

Take off my skin I won't cry but you will
I'm sure I'll give that burger an extra thrill
...

Mermaid of Skegness

Unlike the maid of Zennor,
The Mermaid of Skegness
used to be a...

All the fruits showed so much self control
Not one of them minded going into a bowl
The...

So here is a poem that I hope will make sense
Sure it will be stressful and possibly tense...

Nose full of snot onto the tissue it comes
Head is pounding sounding like African drums
Eyes...