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BODY BEAUTIFUL

Nose full of snot onto the tissue it comes
Head is pounding sounding like African drums 
Eyes are tired I just want to rest in bed
Legs are stiff as cardboard and made of lead

Hands are shaking like a twenties jazz singer 
Blood won't stop gushing from my finger 
Chest is not right it's giving me so much pain 
Throat feels dry not sure when I'll talk again

Ankles are swollen and no shoes can I wear
Please don't ask what's wrong with my hair
Ears are blocked so I can't hear what you say
Certainly haven't got a beautiful body today

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