Humourous

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Gonifs and gossips revisited

Gonifs and gossips revisited

since originally being crafted
approximately half dozen
dirty deeds done dirt cheap years ago...

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A senior moment experienced...

A senior moment experienced by this drip...

awash with intermittent amnesia.

Scant number of minutes elapsed...
before I forgot whether...

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CLUMSY LOVE

CLUMSY LOVE

I write your name
With clumsy fingers
In clumsy pace
I walk into your life
To...

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Present wedded bliss ain&...

Present wedded bliss ain't no touchstone...

double negative meaning golden years
joie de vivre of married life unknown
during our...

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Try mumbo jumbo chicken...

Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo

Yours truly an unfortunate hostage
within Homo sapien zoo
presenting poetic hodge podge...

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My Dog Ate My Homework

My Dog Ate My Homework

I'm going to tell you a story,
I swear its 100% true..

About what happened to my homework,...

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The Message

The Message

the
Message
is
the
Meaning
of
Madness
without
a...

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Stolen

Stolen

What are you complaining about, madam?
My handbag has been stolen.
Oh, how much money was in...

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Lost libido rez erected...

Lost libido rez erected haint no fallacy

Me primate chronological
adolescent age evinced
flood microsoft billeted gates
...

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Mirtazapine

Insomnia

Mirtazapine

Irritable insomnia
Such a stubborn scratch to itch
Unwieldy awkward positions
Fatigued...

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A TIN OPENER'S LIFE

Fancy some tinned fruit for your evening tea ?
That's when I'm needed the most as you will see...

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A CROWN FIT FOR A KING

Sunday night and Charles tried on the crown
A look of anguish by him and also a frown
For...

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HOMONYMS

For those of you interested my nose knows
Any lies or fabrications it just grows and grows
...

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FANCY DRESS BASH


You may find this poem to be amusing and fun
For it's not everyday you see a nun with a gun...

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IT'S ONLY A NAME

Who is that man with a car part on his head ?
I believe his name is Jack and certainly not Fred...

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Big Buoy Bob

Big Buoy Bob

Big Buoy Bob

There is a big buoy
Named Bob
He has an unusual job
He sits on...