Humourous

I write your name
With clumsy fingers
In clumsy pace
I walk into your life
To...

double negative meaning golden years
joie de vivre of married life unknown
during our...

Yours truly an unfortunate hostage
within Homo sapien zoo
presenting poetic hodge podge...

I'm going to tell you a story,
I swear its 100% true..

About what happened to my homework,...

the
Message
is
the
Meaning
of
Madness
without
a...

What are you complaining about, madam?
My handbag has been stolen.
Oh, how much money was in...

Me primate chronological
adolescent age evinced
flood microsoft billeted gates
...

Irritable insomnia
Such a stubborn scratch to itch
Unwieldy awkward positions
Fatigued...

Fancy some tinned fruit for your evening tea ?
That's when I'm needed the most as you will see...

Sunday night and Charles tried on the crown
A look of anguish by him and also a frown
For...

For those of you interested my nose knows
Any lies or fabrications it just grows and grows
...

You may find this poem to be amusing and fun
For it's not everyday you see a nun with a gun...

Who is that man with a car part on his head ?
I believe his name is Jack and certainly not Fred...

Big Buoy Bob

There is a big buoy
Named Bob
He has an unusual job
He sits on...

The bigger a beard,
the wiser a man truly.
For it takes patience.

Take off my skin I won't cry but you will
I'm sure I'll give that burger an extra thrill
...