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My Dog Ate My Homework

My Dog Ate My Homework

I'm going to tell you a story,
I swear its 100% true..

About what happened to my homework, and why it was overdue.

You see my dog ate my homework, oh no! oh gosh!

I stare at it in horror, its been gobbled and squashed.

 

I've worked hard all week to have my homework done..

I did it all by myself with no help from my mum.

No excuse, no reason, it cannot be late..

The punishment detention.. and that I would hate!

 

Now I must explain to my teacher, OMG! what a fright!

I know he wont beleive me.. but then again.. he might.

But perhaps, my dear teacher, you'll find it quite absurd..

That my dog ate my homework.. every single word.

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sparrowsong

Hello Derani...

Lol!

I almost went to School in my socks...

I thought I put on my shoes...

My parents watched me grab my books, my purse and let me open the door...

They said are you forgetting something?

Nope I have everything...

​​​​​Is it no shoes day?

I  said what?

I looked at my feet...

I tossed everything down and said...

Thank you...

I will be right back...

If I forgot my homework I knew my brain was covered...

I was a working H.S. Student...

I wanted to get to school early so I could take a nap...

Thank you for the memories...

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

I had 1 Full-time job,, School Full-time and 2 part-time jobs...

I was tired sometimes...

Lol!

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Being Me

Love this entertaining poem!

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