Dog

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My Dog's Revenge

My Dog's Revenge

I had my dog neutered and he became unhinged.
He can no longer have sex and he wanted revenge....

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Mummy and the demon

Mummy and the demon

My confident walk down the stairs halted when I opened the door and saw mummy lay on the sofa with a man Iā€™...

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Rest In Peace, Hazel V

Dedicated to Hazel (2018-2023) who died one year ago tonight on...

Rest In Peace, Hazel V

One year ago tonight, I had to watch as your life came to an end.
It was sad to witness your demise...

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The Pooch That Perished

The Pooch That Perished

She fed chocolate to a dog and he died.
The sorry witch faked it when she cried.
She said...

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Ode to Thor, My Dog

Animal Comedy

Ode to Thor, My Dog

You bound through the house like a furry tornado,
With more speed than a caffeinated tomato.
...

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A Dog's Broken Heart

A Dog's Broken Heart

When it came to that dog's heart, his owner's death sure did break it.
He lost his master and his...

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You, Me and My Dog

I am me, my dog is a border terrior (terrorist) & Somerset...

If I could be
somewhere else today ..
Then I would
chose to be anywhere
in...

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Puppy - Part 2

Dedicated to Puppy (2017 - 2023) who passed away one year ago...

Puppy - Part 2

When you died, you died too soon.
You died one year ago this afternoon.
A vet tried to save...

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Poochie

Dedicated to Poochie (1981-1994) who died 30 years ago today on...

I didn't expect my black Cocker Spaniel to die.
He died 30 years ago today on the 14th of July....

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My Baby Doll - Part VIII

Dedicated to Agnes (2011-2020) who died four years ago tonight...

My Baby Doll - Part VIII

It was a day that every pet owner has to face.
You died four years ago and it was a disgrace....

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Rest In Peace, Hazel - Part IV

Dedicated to Hazel who died half a year ago tonight on December...

Rest In Peace, Hazel - Part IV

You died half a year ago tonight and I had to say goodbye.
It was six months ago when I watched you...

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A Day Out in The Country

The uniformity of the green field
from my window ..
Though still predominantly green,...

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Rest In Peace, Hazel - Part...

Dedicated to Hazel who died three months ago today on December...

Rest In Peace, Hazel - Part III

It's been three months since the day when you died.
You were a wonderful dog and that can't be...

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My Dog Ate My Homework

My Dog Ate My Homework

I'm going to tell you a story,
I swear its 100% true..

About what happened to my homework,...

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R.I.P. Kona

R.I.P. Kona

She chased squirls, and geese, now she is with God to R.I.P. I already miss you Kona, today I need a tissue...

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Rest In Peace, Hazel - Part II

Dedicated to Hazel who passed away on December 9, 2023.

Rest In Peace, Hazel - Part II

Some Chihuahua dogs are hateful but you weren't hateful in the least.
You were a very special dog...

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Peaceful dog

Peaceful dog