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IT'S ONLY A NAME

Who is that man with a car part on his head ?
I believe his name is Jack and certainly not Fred
I've noticed that man over there is not Will or Phil
He came through my letterbox his name is Bill

The next man I saw I will apologise and say sorry
He was driving a truck and his name is Laurie 
My eyes then spotted a man I'd like to thank
Had a stamp on his head and answered to Frank

Several men later were then forming a queue 
One of these men had a pot his name was Stu
Another man carrying a toilet I said hello to Lou
He said quit while you're ahead if I were you

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