Humourous

The bigger a beard,
the wiser a man truly.
For it takes patience.

Take off my skin I won't cry but you will
I'm sure I'll give that burger an extra thrill
...

All the fruits showed so much self control
Not one of them minded going into a bowl
The...

So here is a poem that I hope will make sense
Sure it will be stressful and possibly tense...

Nose full of snot onto the tissue it comes
Head is pounding sounding like African drums
Eyes...

This is a tale about a snob and a yob
Both were out of work and needed a job
The snob came...

The snail and the slug were best of friends
To call them slow well that often offends
Both...

He arrived urgently at just before three
It was a doctor that he wanted to see
A boil...

She got a nice shock when she opened the door
A fine example of an oxymoron that's for sure
...

I am unnoticed not many of you see me
Come in handy when making a cup of tea
For if...

I once knew a chef and his surname is Cook
Of all the names out there it was rotten luck
In...

“Fingers are crossed for Christmas snow,
Cranberry kisses beneath mistletoe.
Presents trussed...

I'm your dirty little secret that's used every day
On the bath or sink us where I happen to lay...

It takes two people to form a queue
A musical duo is always two
There is no point wearing...

My man Chester is a real good mate
He eats old ham well past the sell by date
The new castle...

The bare footed man went into town today
Socks to him he will say just get in the way
No...

This funny bunny
Stole some honey
Doesn't carry money
Which isn't funny

These...