Poem -

BARE

The bare footed man went into town today 
Socks to him he will say just get in the way
No shoes no boots are worn on his feet 
This man is easy to spot on a crowded street 

The bare chested man went into town today
Tops for his chest for him don't come into play
No jumpers or shirts does this man wear 
So all you see of this man is a chest so bare 

In a busy coffee shop these two men met 
Some funny looks would be a sure fire bet
The coffee assistant smiled and started to grin
That's when the lady with no clothes came in

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