I had to do it mam ( Christine Stubbs) 🤣🤣 scared for life and emotionally abused 🤣🤣 but what a fantastic...
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You asked for my help because you have a broken arm and leg. I've been helping you because I hate to...
This may be hard for you to believe. But I always kick the asses of thieves. While working at...
I agreed to do a lot of yard work for a man for 125 bucks. I did the work but when I asked for the...
Even though my wife is somebody who I love and adore, She decided not to let me touch or see her...
When my wife had to go off the pill, I called a place that sells condominiums. When I said that I...
The way I run my business is something my employees don't like. Just because I do them dirty...
When Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he didn't have a penny. ...
“Has your nose been bleeding” As he glances by his head But his pillow is clean “Haha...
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