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ELECTROCUTION OR SHARK

ELECTROCUTION OR SHARK

What would you do?

So many choices...

Imagine if this turned out to be your very last...

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THAT GOTCHA MOMENT

THAT GOTCHA MOMENT

Those funny moments when they want you to think they have all the answers...

Only to find out they...

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Rat In The House

Rat In The House

There’s a rat in the house, it’s absurdly plump..
Too chunky by far to squeeze past a bump!

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NA NA NA NA NA

NA NA NA NA NA

If only they knew the images they make to come to mind...

Especially mine...

If you do it...

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HOLLYWOOD IN A NUTSHELL

HOLLYWOOD IN A NUTSHELL

They act as if their words are Gospel...

If we don't like them there's something wrong with us...

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DUMPS FOR MINDS

DUMPS FOR MINDS

When people lose their Minds...

Where do they go?

Lost in Space?

Just floating...

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CAN'T DO IT ALONE

CAN'T DO IT ALONE

You need a crowd to be with you...

To hear you...

To see you...

Yet, you wear a...

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SOME PEOPLE ALREADY WANT...

SOME PEOPLE ALREADY WANT THEIR MONEY BACK

Those who want to fund it...

You definitely should...

Some can't believe what they were...

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I'LL TAKE THAT

I'LL TAKE THAT

Victim Card...

DECLINED...

On top of the Stack it goes ...

Anyone up for some Darts...

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MAKE MY DAY

MAKE MY DAY

Please continue to mock me...

For isn't the greatest always mocked?

Please hate me......

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IF CLOUDS COULD SPEAK

IF CLOUDS COULD SPEAK

If Clouds had a thought what would it be?

If they looked down would they say...

Hey Look...

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Fun FEAR

ELON MUSK FEARS YOU

Fun FEAR

We made him look up did you see that?

After the Blonde took their selfie...

He looked like...

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The teachers tale

The teachers tale


In every school across the land,

Teachers try to take a stand.

Armed with...

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JOY IN THE CRACKS

JOY IN THE CRACKS

The smallest of cracks can create Busy Bees...

Homes for Ants and other creepy crawly things......