At night my life's love,creates tears in my eyes They fall,just as soon as she climbs into bed,...
Every person on the Simpsons is sick and they will die. They're suffering from Jaundice, that's the...
My wife became furious because I forgot to buy her some candy and flowers. The bitch tried to...
Note:- This poem is rude & may imply naughty themes, not for kids!!
Ring a ring of...
Plain flour gives him edible power and he has two free fange eggs for his invisible legs His skin...
All you chappywappy use such fancy wordygurdy, why can't yous writey stuffy we all understandy?...
It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. My life went straight to Hell because of the...
When I said that Hillary Clinton sucks, my daughter punched me in the head. I cut a hickory switch...
My name is Albert Teatoe I’m always incognito I travel round from town to town Looking...
I'm sitting in a cell because I kicked a man's sorry butt. I beat the crap out of him because he...
l love the ‘Big Yin’ Such a unique personality As tears roll down my cheeks with laughter...
When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son. I learned that when Porky got...
When I built a time machine, I traveled back to 1977 and gave my younger self a hard smack. When I...
Drinking oj watching the simpsons And it's ok if I can't quite remember All the...
Because of my upbringing and education, I'm a man who has substance and class. But nobody will...
11:11 Portal is activated and your 12/12, 12/26/12/27 new moon eclipse is jacking the vibrations to...
