KNOW YOUR ONIONS

Take off my skin I won't cry but you willĀ
I'm sure I'll give that burger an extra thrill
Chop me if you must and maybe even slice
Don't eat me raw or you will pay the priceĀ
I could end up in a jar pickled with friendsĀ
My colour is white or red it just dependsĀ
Researchers say that I'm good for your heart
Have me with cheese that's if you're smartĀ
Chives,garlic and leeks are imposters of meĀ
I'm just a plain old onion and want to be free
Stay in the supermarket with carrots and spuds
Pick something else to satisfy your taste budsĀ

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