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BOIL ON HIS BUM

He arrived urgently at just before three
It was a doctor that he wanted to see
A boil appeared in a most delicate place
Wasn't his arms,legs or youthful face

The doctor was surprised did a double take
That boil was the size of a forest and lake
I'm sorry sir the doctor to the man did say
The boil specialist has left early for the day

This of course upset the man with the boil
He was in such a tizzy and certainly in turmoil 
For when he sat down the pain was still there
Was really uncomfortable and too much to bear

My heart goes out to this young looking bloke
Having a boil on your bum is definitely no joke
Let's hope for his sake it will soon disappear 
How it got there is mysterious and unclear

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