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FUNNY UK TOWNS

My man Chester is a real good mate
He eats old ham well past the sell by dateĀ 
The new castle he says looks totally greatĀ 
While the new port is in a terrible stateĀ 

I'm having fun you'll see with towns in the UKĀ 
A play on words I think you could possibly say
Barnet is slang for the hair on your headĀ 
While Barrow is used to help with a garden bedĀ 

Leeds help your car should it fail to startĀ 
Crewe on board a ship assist with it to departĀ 
I will go now for a swim in the black poolĀ 
Meeting Don Caster which is rather cool

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