OXYMORONS

She got a nice shock when she opened the door
A fine example of an oxymoron that's for sure 
This has prompted me to write some more 
Some of them are wacky and really obscure 

So in life things can be considered bittersweet 
Like for example a small crowd on a quiet street
It's seriously funny to see all types of feet 
Who find it awfully good should they wish to meet 

I went to see a movie about the living dead 
It will not be an open secret it has to be said
For it will be old news when I rest my head 
Have to keep a close distance on the bedspread