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SMILING STEALING ANIMALS

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KIERAN1369

This funny bunny 
Stole some honey
Doesn't carry money
Which isn't funny 

These laughing llamas 
Stole some pyjamas 
Watched television dramas
In the Bahamas 

This smiling pig
Stole a wig 
Was too big 
Danced a jig 

Smiling animals three 
Got things free 
Started to flee 
On a pony

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Tags: 
Amusing Analysis Animal Humour Humourous
Poetry Genre: 
Comedy Drama Nonsense
Topic: 
Humour
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