Amusing

Ariving so fast
To a doomsday stash
nothing is left
but bones and trash

threw...

“Oh Lilian” I said,
“Correct my spellings when I err,
Though am a student of words
...

We can’t go to the hairdressers to have our usual cut and style
God know’s how long we will be in...

I am treating myself to a little holiday
I won’t even need to pack my cases coz it’s not too far...

“Mam I’m just walking Lily”
“Okay love but keep away from everybody don’t you be silly”
Away...

Once Upon a Virus,
Who drove humanity insane,
Causing so much chaos,
As if it was a...

Thou shall not praise oppression. Thou shall not undergo such awful tasks in self behavior. Thou shall not...

“Stop ya bickerin’

So you don’t like me a pickin’ a’Chicken ?”
but I aint a sucker
I...

Someone will always be smarter than you
A well known fact that's perfectly true
Doesn't...

Emigrated to Italy from London's East end
Tried to blend in and be everyone's friend
...

There is a lethal new virus spreading speedily around
It’s called ‘Bulkbuyingitis’ stocking...

Well I think I have seen it all
from God’s little creatures great and small
This brace of...

Has the human race went completely mad ?
There are no loo rolls left on the shelves
How very...

Say “Hello” with an elbow bump
Coz there’s no more shaking hands
In these days of...

Try as I may tho I am totally stuck!!
I rattle around in my imagination yet I am thunderstruck...

Having a lovely lie in when the Cockerel crows outside
“Run away you noisy bird up yonder hillside...

Fine detail leave nothing to chance
Burglars were they that was their stance
A painting in...