“Ouch my tooths just fell out” said Libby in the back of Mammy’s car on her way home “Ooh well don’...
So typical in the way that you wish you were weird Im afraid your as average as youve always feard...
If you go to Cuckoo land You won’t know you’ve been there Could get up to all kinds of...
NOT so bright says he As the Cosmo Reader scrambles To Google a word...
I once knew a cat That spawned simplistic Poems From his Hat...
Charlie was a city cat The leader of the gang He had a fight with smokey Joe He bit...
I wonder why an earth ‘Curiosty killed the cat!’....did it climb into oven to eat a pie & THAT was the...
I thinking back to one of the first times I walked Helen out It was a beautiful sunny day...
Well I’m twirling over ideas for Xmas presents in my head as I lye wide awake deepthinking in my comfy bed...
He logged off the laptop Meaning to take a break From looking at a screen Only to find...
He has the hairiest face that I have ever seen....the last time that he shaved was when he was eighteen,...
There’s a clandestine character hiding under a blanket of boring grey tho the weather forecast looks...
Maisie, Tikka & Mabel are my neice’s three pet hens but they have to be segregated in the coop pens .....
I know a bloke who has long hair down his back.. he likens himself to the Himilayan Yak, the only...
Well, thanks a lot Jillian! I already had a little bit of bad luck today, since you wrote this...one...
This little tale is about a lady named Ann Twerp Belgian beer she just loved to drink and slurp...
When I say I love you.... Believe me I truly do, When I say you beautiful
I Know it's...
