Humourous

Elvis the elephant lived in a crowded zoo
Loved lots of visitors people just like you
Why is...

I wonder if you know of Jimmy Barrett
Has his hair coloured like that of a carrot
Thin as a...

Let me tell you all about a chap named Dudley
To the women folk in town he is nice and cuddly...

As the rain falls down
On this deserted town
Covers the streets and roads
...

Let me tell you all about dear Bobby Haynes
Makes his fortune in life through ill gotten gains...

Really confusing going into my town today
Met my three mates named Mike along the way
Mike...

Let me tell you all about Pippa the purple pig
Went into town sporting a most garish wig
Why...

Whatever the question he always answers yes
Hasn't heard of the word no that's my guess
In...

Mister Short met Mister Long in town today
One wanted to stay the other to get away
Onto the...

He invited all his friends to a party last night
So many characters it was really quite a sight...

It wasn't my fault I put it down to the booze
I'm guilty of stepping on those blue suede shoes...

To get from A to C there is a B
Once at C you will find next a D
Move forward two letters is...

In every city or town there is a just so Joe
One of those people everyone will know
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Started with watching Casablanca put me onto this
When the song said that a kiss is still a kiss...

His mind sharp and focused,
Where great imagination dwells
Never blunt or misleading,
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Number nine has no other numbers for company
Could be said as well as the number three
One...

Believe me when I say it's not easy being me
I will give you some clues who I shall be
Kept...