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THREE MIKES THREE COLOURS

Really confusing going into my town today 
Met my three mates named Mike along the way
Mike Green is a really tall and strong lad 
Mike Black tells jokes that are awful and bad 

I must not forget my last mate Mike White 
The ladies in town think him a bit of alright 
You may have noticed the surnames of my mates
All with a colour as this poem clearly demonstrates 

You are probably wondering what's my name 
Well I'm no Mike and not part of the colouring game
For my name is Joe and my surname is King 
Colouring with Mike you can see is not my thing

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