JUST SO JOE

In every city or town there is a just so Joe
One of those people everyone will know  
Everything must be kept in its proper place
If it isn't right he'd show you an unhappy face

My city's just so Joe is always well dressed 
Not a hair out of place as you may have guessed 
His sandwiches for lunch are perfectly square 
This just so Joe is really too much to bear 

A strange thing happened just the other day 
Let me tell you all about it and I'll go away 
I saw just so Joe get aboard on a busy bus 
Didn't have the right change boy what a fuss