DODGY GEEZER

Let me tell you all about dear Bobby Haynes 
Makes his fortune in life through ill gotten gains
Sells dodgy gear on the market every single day
The price on the item is the price you pay 

Watches that lose time every single hour 
Light bulbs that don't give off any power
Cameras fail to click when buttons are pressed
Bobby's a real wide boy as you may have guessed 

The law soon stopped by on dear Bobby's stall 
Took him away and was taken to the town hall
The judge decided Bobby's licence he'd revoke
Bringing an end to this geezer type of bloke