Humourous

"I'm tired" said the wheel just driving around
The radio inside wasn't making a sound
"Wish...

Doesn't come once and never comes twice
Comes in threes like those blind mice
So many things...

HEY YOU! I've got a question,
And I don't want a suggestion!
Am I better lookin than a skunk...

Worn out he slept very soundly in his bed
Next morning missing something on his head
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The world we entered as little boys,
Lost in a fantasy; all things our toys!
Adults said; don...

Around the town he was known as the Bogie Man
Not an evil spirit my friend but a Bogart fan
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A tongue twisting tale about Jim and Kim
Kim is a her and Jim is definitely a him
Met each...

If my spoon could talk what would it say
Almost certainly please don't put me away
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Shocking and disgusting the old ladies said
Enough to turn the meek a delicate shade of red
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This is without question a most wacky zoo
Reading this poem I'm sure you'll find it true
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Born in Athens he was obviously Greek
However certain things made him unique
When it comes...

I love animals, and this one liked me!
A little intimidating; this walking tree.
I would...

She was bored with the TV and with her book
With puzzles too the same she was never unstuck
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Alexa does everything for this lazy man
Like putting on the TV or opening a can
Poor Alexa...

Red Admiral with her ship a sail, takes commands only from the Monarch!
Carrier launches the Swallow...

Billy boy Morris was known for dropping a clanger
He bought a new car that was a complete...

Oh dear dear where did she put it down ?
The dear Queen has misplaced her crown
Not at the...