Poem -

THE TALKING CAR

"I'm tired" said the wheel just driving around 
The radio inside wasn't making a sound 
"Wish I was full" the petrol cap suddenly said 
Such a commotion for the journey ahead 

"Use me gently and be soft on the touch"
This was obviously said by the dear old clutch 
"Whatever you do don't make a mistake"
Replied politely by the trusty and reliable brake 

I'm sure you find talking car parts a hoot 
Nothing was inside the once crowded boot 
So if you travel any distance near or far 
Just listen out please to the talking car

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