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IF MY SPOON COULD TALK

 
If my spoon could talk what would it say 
Almost certainly please don't put me away 
Take me out so I can sweeten your drink 
Don't leave me to dry on the kitchen sink 

This spoon is always ready for me to use
Whenever and whatever dessert I choose
Tall and thin this spoon is so versatile 
Grey in colour and very plain in style 

I'm sure my spoon enjoys being in a bowl
Maybe it gets the sense of almost total control 
This spoon is part of me we've seen a lot 
One of the most reliable friends that I've got

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