Poem -

HIS HAIR WASN'T THERE

 
Worn out he slept very soundly in his bed 
Next morning missing something on his head
He looked in the mirror and it wasn't there
What has happened to his disappearing hair 

All his hair gone during his sleep last night
Poor man startled and looked quite a sight
Why should his hair just disappear and go
He scratched his head he would like to know 

So off he went to see his neighbour next door 
Didn't know about such matters that's for sure
Go to the doctor is what his neighbour did say 
With that the man went and was on his way 

The doctor prescribed to him a top secret drug 
For which the man said thanks and gave a shrug 
The secret drug worked after only a few days
His hair now restored and permanently stays

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