Hair

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The wind and her

The wind and her

And the wind...
Blows her feather-like hair so gently...

That I can feel it on my face from...

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Growing my hair down below...

Growing my hair down below my knees...

stimulated courtesy follicles,
where Coconut, Olive, Grapeseed,
Jojoba, Amla and Vitamin E...

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Sighing Over Spilt Milk

Sighing Over Spilt Milk

The oversized
mug
with cornflower
motif
was far too big
for her
...

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Pink Hair

Pink Hair

Wherever my neighbor goes, people stare,
They can't look away because of his neck and pink hair....

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Life Is Unfair Because I&...

Life Is Unfair Because I'm Losing My hair

Something happened and I'm appalled.
My wife left me because I'm going bald.
It just goes to...

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I WANT HAIR


My Mummy has some and my Daddy has a lot
My sister is growing a little and I have not...

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HIS HAIR WASN'T THERE


Worn out he slept very soundly in his bed
Next morning missing something on his head
...

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A HAT A DAY

It's not his fault his hair is an untidy mess
Something he decided he needs to address
Can't...

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Twitchy's Lament

To Cough a Hairball.

Twitchy's Lament

Hi Peeps(do the kids still say that? I hope so),

Listen, since my cranial creative activity has...

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The Advertising Man

The Advertising Man

It was nine o'clock on a Monday morning,
'Okay guys, L'oreal want some stuff - boring,
I want...

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My Hairy Ass

Because of my upbringing and education, I'm a man who has substance and class.
But nobody will...

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Silver thread amongst the...

Silver thread amongst the gold?

As I sit in solitude conjuring memories in my head, I try to recall the precise moment when I first found...