Poem -

Pink Hair

Pink Hair

Wherever my neighbor goes, people stare,
They can't look away because of his neck and pink hair.
When he goes out in public, people constantly point and laugh.
It's because of his hair and because he has the neck of a giraffe.
His hair offends some men and they challenge him to fights.
My neighbor always wins because he claws, kicks and bites.
He's looking for another job because when he dyed his hair pink, he got fired.
He needs money to feed his 600 pound wife and he is desperate to be hired.
His obese wife eats so much food that the grocery stores can't keep their shelves stocked.
People saw him buying six shopping carts of food for her at a time and they were shocked.
People won't stop laughing at him and he says that it stinks.
It's because of his neck and because he dyed his hair pink.

Like 1 Pin it 1
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Poem -

60th Anniversary

Dedicated to Charles and Agnes Johnson

60th Anniversary

Today would've been Mom and Dad's anniversary if they were still alive.
They got married sixty years...

Poem -

Polly

Dedicated to Polly Holliday (1937-2025) who died on September 9...

Polly

She starred as a waitress who was always jolly.
She was very talented and her name was Polly....

Poem -

John Brown's 55th...

Dedicated to John W. Brown (1970-2019) who died on June 3, 2019

John Brown's 55th Birthday

Today would've been his birthday but he didn't survive.
If John hadn't died, today he would've...

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -

WHATS YOUR NAME MAN

YOU YOU SPEAKING
SOUND ON SONGS

DANCING
DANCING ON LEAVES OF GREEN

TO ALL...

Poem -

Funny cover letter...

Funny cover letter accompanied with equally outlandish résumé

written more than two dozen
dirty deeds done dirt cheap years ago.
when we (the writer of...

Poem -

DANCE PARTY

DANCE PARTY

Knock knock...

It's Open...

Sparrowsong?

Hmm...

A bunch of us are going to...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com