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LEARNED TO KISS BY THE DASHBOARD

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If you were able to keep your teeth and not get a fat lip...

You did it right...

You won the Mud flinging Contest by wearing the most Mud...

The prize?

That was it...

When in doubt...

Go to the Roof...

If they happened to look up...

Lay down behind the slant...

The Winner of that one...

They didn't fall off...

​​​​​​If anyone asked...

We had plenty of answers...

Rust and Dirt don't hurt...

If we had Diabetes...

No one knew it...

​​​​​All the Sugar covered it...

We all lived a very full life...

Maybe, it was all the Gluten?

Who's house are we going to go to today?

My Mom started drinking at Noon...

Mine started at Nine this morning...

She's probably taking a nap ...

We have a Winner...

sparrowsong Ice Queen

 

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